this sucks
I’m not feeling entertained enough. I’ll move My hand slightly to initiate a digital DJ that will decide what I should listen to and bring Me music I don’t own to My 4 speaker stereo system. instantly. it never chooses the right music though, I wish it were better.
My padded chair swivels, actuates vertically, and has a hinge that lets it lean back — but not far enough, and slightly to one side. I’m entitled to a better one.
I’m hungry, but none of My prepared foods seem appetizing at this very moment. I could walk to buy groceries, but that’s over half a mile away. plus, weather.com says it’s only 64 out. and cloudy.
I’m sore from always having to sit all day making money. it’s more than I’ve ever earned before by a long shot, but it’s not enough. alcohol is expensive you know.
I deserve better than this.
